Tom Colosi

11:12 pm: R.I.P. Eddie Guererro 1967-2005
Professional Wrestling superstar Eddie Guererro Passed away Sunday morning in his hotel room. Please keep his family in your prayers.

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10:22 pm: Skeet (V)
2. skeet link send redefine 357 up, 41 down

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England."Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel

10:53 am: YEAH!!!
WHOOO TODAY I AM 21 WHOOOOOOOOOOO GO ME!!!!!!!

11:48 pm: What a night!!!!!
Even though my birthday isn't until Thursday, I was treated to a shocker tonight. My brother called me this morning and said we needed to have a talk tonight, but he didn't think the house was a good place to do it. My parents said they were going out tonight, so we went to get some pizza. We walked in and he said follow the waitress, I have to go to the bathroom. I walk in the back and there’s about 20 of my closest fiends waiting for my to throw me a surprise birthday party. WOW, I had no freaking clue, and was actually scared for what my brother was going to say. Bastard, all he had to say was, I want to take you to dinner for your B-Day. There were my best friends, good friends, and people I hadn't seen in months. It was a wonderful evening, and I couldn’t have asked for more. Thanks to all my friends for making me feel special.


T.

02:45 am: mmmhmmmhmfff!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Word of advice to all you folks out there. If your a non drinker, and your at a party. Someone dares you to take a shot of EverClear, warm, right out of the bottle. You probably shouldn't, I know from experience.

If you have questions and wanna know the story let me know.


Peace,
Rev. Thomas Colosi

P.S. I am not a priest.

P.P.S. My throat burns.

07:44 pm: One day...
One day soon I will post an update. For the time being I added the first 3 installments of "Isn't it funny how?" to my memories. If you haven't, you should give em' a read, they make you think.

T.

PS. My motto for summer 05' - Things will never be the same.

11:54 pm: I don't usually do these, but this looked fun
If you read this,
even if I don't speak to you often,
you must post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad,
just so long as it happened.
Then post this to your journal to see what people remember about you.

10:44 am: Xing Time
(x) smoked a cigar
( ) made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) slept with more than 15 people
(x) been called a slut
( ) had more than just one one night stands
( ) lied about how many people you've slept with
( ) lied about it so you can just sleep with someone
( ) slept with someone you dont even know their name
( ) seen someone die
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) been to Canada
(x) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) been on a boat
(x) been on a train
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire while cooking
( ) set fire more then once when cooking
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) been skiing
(x) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
( ) had a tea party
(x) had a party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at school
(x) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
(x) run a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident
( ) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) had KIDS
(x) danced in the moonlight
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) used someone
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach
(x) crashed a party
(x) gone roller skating
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed penis in class
( ) ate dog/cat food
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
( ) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone..and it was weird
(x) glued your hand to something
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) didn’t take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
( ) gone streaking
( ) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) played chicken
(x) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
( ) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone’s name
(x) slept naked
( ) French braided someone’s hair
(x) gone skinny dipping in a pool
( ) been kicked out your house
(x) been kissed by older sister's/brother's friend
( ) had a dog
(x) have more then 1 sibling
(x) made spelling errors
(x) spanked someone cause they asked you
( ) would ever suck toe
(x) would try anything at least once
(x) stayed in bed all day
(x) missed school for over 17 days in a school year
(x) have had someone tell you they hate you
(x) have had fish
( ) ever had a friend named bob
(x) seen someone naked in person
(x) been to a theme-park
(x) have had an alcoholic drink
(x) been on a horse
(x) know how to swim
(x) told someone u didn’t know that they were HOT

12:25 am: Its been a Long Time, shouldn't have left you....
I think this may be long over due....
Isn't it funny how telling the truth can get you in trouble?
Isn't it funny how lying can get you out of it?
Isn't it funny how you can love someone, and one thing makes you change your mind?
Isn't it funny how you can get mad at someone for doing the right thing?
Isn't it funny how people pass judgment with no prior knowledge?
Isn't it funny how a game can divide brothers? (literal and figurative)
Isn't it funny how people ask you to lie?
Isn't it funny how some of the greatest girls get treated like shit?
Isn't it funny how some of the nicest guys get used?
Isn't it funny how your right back here?
Isn't it funny how consequences are different for different people?
Isn't it funny how some people can look someone in the eyes and lie?
Isn't it funny how they seem to always believe it?
Isn't it funny how old loves never seem to flame out?
Isn't it funny how some of the biggest wastes of flesh, are some of the richest people on earth?
Isn't it funny how some people can get paid for doing nothing?
Isn't it funny how the people doing most of the work get no recognition?
Isn't it funny how people get involved in matter where they have no business?
Isn't it funny how some prayers go unanswered?
Isn't it funny how no really good movie has come out in like 3 years?
Isn't it funny how some people are almost always right?
Isn't it funny how that really pisses you off?
Isn't it funny how I keep writing these?
Isn't it funny how you keep reading them?......
Peace
T.

09:35 pm: Kevin-Palooza
Long time with out a reel update. Kevin Palooza was this weekend and it was fun. The keg didn't last long enough so we went and got more. Girls did jello body shot on my pool table, and when we ran out they started using whipped cream. Did I mention that doing that is really hot? Nope, ok well it is. Palooza cam was funny people danced in front of it. You can't really see the stains on my pool table, so thats a bonus.
**Note to self cover the pool table next time there are jello shots.**

I got 12 bux back in bottle returns, with really not alot of beer cans.

I want to thank Kevin, B, Nesh, and Doc for the "no one was here" cleaning mission. And Melissa and Keith for cleaning up their own puke.

I am outta here i am going to keep working on my movie script.

T.

10:43 am: UPDATED
www.geocities.com/rockm684

Now with 23 pictures and more to come.

10:40 am: Kevin Palooza has a website?
Shit yea it does

http://www.geocities.com/rockm684

05:24 pm: April Fools
I Moved away

03:17 pm: I am the man

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09:34 pm: Goodbye for now
I am leaving for Florida for about 2 weeks on tuesday. If you want me to send you a postcard e-mail me your adress at TVColosi@aol.com
Everyone who responds will recieve one.

See you guys later.

T.

09:33 pm: This is kinda freaky

You Are 20 Years Old

20 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

01:02 pm: Stuff
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Make changes that will heighten your appeal. You can expect insincere gestures of friendliness this week. Disruptions may set you back, but you're strong, and in the end the choices you make will be favorable. Don't avoid your true feelings.

Your lucky day this week will be Thursday.


Upcoming Schedule-
1/5 Possibly going to Canada
1/6 My Brothers B-Day
1/10 -1/23 I will be in Florida

10:36 am: END OF THE YEAR BLOWOUT!!!!!!!!!!
To slightly steal something from my main man Neshy. I think I will do a 2004 top 5.

5. The Halloween Bash - This could have been so much better, but it was very good in it own right. It had every element our parties need to be crazy;
An ice cold keg
girl to guy ratio
numbers changing hands
Brandon wanting to fight

4. Bad Boys 04'- Ladies and Gentlemen, we shocked the world. We sent Phil Jackson, Shaq, Karl Malone, and Gary Payton packing. Until we are dethroned, we are the World Champions. Go Pistons.

3. New Years 03-04 - Even though it only half took place in 2004 it was still good enough to make the list. This party was massive, lots of kissing, and even some girl on girl action. You can not go wrong with girl on girl action. Even my man Kevin got him self some action.

2. Friendships - 2004 saw my best friend get engaged, my other best friend get dumped 3 day before his birthday. I saw a lot of things, but I have to say that "The Family" got stronger because of it. One of my favorite things was losing friends and then getting the back slowly but surely. If you have a friend that you are not talking to because of something stupid you should make it a resolution to talk to them. There is nothing like a good friendship.

*1.* Championship Gold - The Ballerz winning not one but two league championships in the same season. This Baller team reminded me of the Detroit Pistons. Team work, no ego's, and great defense. I know that even though some people on our team had won titles before, nothing will compare to that first ones with the family. This one was fun, lets see how the next few titles in 2005 feel.

I hope that one year from now all my family and friends are saying that 2005 was a year of "Bigger and Better Things".

Good Luck and God Bless
T

06:21 pm: Women = Evil?????
So my friend Kevin showed me an equation about women being evil. I did research and found out that this is commonly practiced. I saw it said on message boards dating back to 1998. So it is a proven mathematical equation.


So if Women equal to time and money then :
Women= Time x Money

Everyone knows that time is money:
Time = Money

By substitution:
Women = Money x Money

Something times itself is something squared:
Women = Money^2

Everyone knows that money is the root of all evil:
Money = The Root of all Evil

By substitution:
Women = (The Root of all Evil)^2

The root of something squared is something so:
Women = Evil

You can't argue with math... Sorry Ladies...lol j/k